Rain has a new video out--one that deserves my in-depth focus
:20-1:50 Clearly, there's some kind of heaven/hell metaphor going on here
All white-clad, au natural, spoon-happy Rain = heaven
All black-clad, guylined, creepy Rain who sings to his lady WHILE SHE'S ON THE PHONE AND CLEARLY DOESN'T WANT TO BE SERENADED = hell
The excessive amount crucifixes Black Rain is sporting throws me off a bit, admittedly
1:55 If heaven = an all white apartment where there's constant cuddling going on
and hell = a foggy onyx stage where everyone is
a) totally ripped
b) wears bedazzled vests/Yankees hats/combat boots
c) dances in sync with microphones
do you even need to ask where I wanna be?
2:42 Even if Black Rain is super hot, he is also a super-creepy sleep serenader
Could I/Would I learn to sleep through his random bursts of song during my afternoon catnaps?
This is getting complex, though: clearly, all-white girl can't hear Black Rain
Would I be clad in all white? Or would Rain and I be trapped in hell together?
2:52 Suddenly, Rain is trapped atop a building somewhere
This new alternative universe must be purgatory, if stage world = hell and apartment world = heaven
3:07 HIGH NOTE
3:16 Rain destroys a perfectly good t-shirt
Pretty sure they don't sell t-shirts in purgatory, Rain
Dumbass move on your part, even if you were stressed out
3:20 Now this makes more sense
Shirts are rolled up over the head around the neck
Still get to flex those abs, of course
But no shirts are destroyed in the process
ANNNNNNDDDDDD it's over. I'm pretty sure Black Rain loses; he looks on the verge of tears
though if "losing" means getting to rock out with an awesome gang of his Bedazzled homies whilest shirtless forever in hell, not really sure anything was "lost"
I'll see you in hell, Black Rain^^